Sydney Summer Series

SWEAT STAIN AT NORTH STEYNE NO PROBLEM FOR PORK PIE

No damp T shirt for The Porkchops this week folks, as the old gent has been suddenly pulled from the Tuza and packed off to a greener paddock on the other side of the 'dutch'. So sadly, a no show, and probably no report from what should be a classic beach side flogeroooney at the devilish hands of 'Jesse James' Jessup. Beep work at the beach while toting a pair of 44's, I'm almost beside myself with event envy.

Given I normally like to look forward, perhaps a little warm up for the following sizzler, this time at a brand new area at Eastwood. Janet 'Movember' Morris is in the barbers chair with the WHO team in bringing us event #9, at Eastwood Park. Cunningly titled 'The Sanctuary', I don't think you can expect any respite here as JM works the split windscreen hard in her pot scatter. Hard to know how to anticipate this one, except to look forward to some nice greeny parks, the smell of the mower and perhaps a touch of contour work - and of course the headwaters of the mighty Terrys Creek, that forms the Lane Cover River, Sydney Harbour, The Tasman Sea and the Pacific Ocean. And all this just from a wee drain in Eastwood. How could you miss such a cracker.